November 2011
When websites asking for my age have the option to...
lmaogtfo:
Bitch, how would I be using a computer?
Mattress Surfing →
Expectation:
Reality:
My hair →
At School when I’m with friends:
At home, alone before I go to sleep:
That moment you pass your school on a weekend →
When your parents don't like what you're wearing →
Looking glamorous with the wind. →
Expectation:
Reality:
My mom + My dad - Condom = Greatest person alive. →
When someone calls me "babe" for the first time →
if I like them:
if i dislike them:
When that one friend who never has anything... →
When someone stares at me while I'm eating: →
If it’s some stranger:
If it’s my best friend:
When I put my camera on self-timer →
When you're walking in the hall and you see your... →
You’re all like
They see you and are all like
Then the teacher sees you and they’re all like
So you’re just all like
WHEN YOU DROP YOUR FOOD →
and then you realize it hasn’t been 5 seconds yet:
Making Fire Tricks
Expectations:
Reality:
That awkward moment when a faceless, emotionless,... →
